Total Medals Earned: 13 (From 5 different games.) Total Medal Score: 290 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/365 points)
You reach your first 10. Prepare for a long journey.
Wow. Nice one. You finally understand that 2+2=4. Congrats.
You reach 1000. You are a logic master. You can put it on your CV.
You have reached 1000 in less than five minutes. It's impressive!
You reach 5000. Only few players get this medals, you are really good at this game!
Beardroid, the developer of this game, is honored to give you this diamond medal for your effort. You're the best.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 3/11 (60/385 points)
Take out your first bandit
Get some answers
Take no damage for 60 seconds of active play
50 bandit kills
Shoot 5 bullets mid-air
Continue your family re-union
10 ricochet kills
Unlock all weapons
Say goodbye to an old friend
Win a perfect showdown
Settle a score
Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/395 points)
What you should have done is really obvious.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
